Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Poetry: "Dancing At The End Of A Rope"

Poetry: "Dancing At The End Of A Rope" [Note: This poem is fictional and not based on my own life or outlook.]

Dancing at the end of a rope
Enjoy life? I say nope!
With life's problems I cannot cope.
Even if I smoked some dope
To the darkness I shall lope.
In the unknown I will grope.
For I have abandoned hope.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Some Recent Poetry

Some Recent Poetry:

"Identity Theft"

Identity Theft
Your credit's been cleft
Now your reputation's completely bereft
The thief was so deft
No trace was left...

Untitled Work in Progress

I baked and got some flour
Then I took a shower
It felt good for an hour
I felt a surge of power...

"A Tick"

I felt a tick on my leg
I threw it down the sink
It was too small to beg
Its carapace was black as ink... (tbc?)

"He Went To The Dance"

He went to the dance
To get in her pants
Now they both live in France
In a farm filled with plants
Infested with ants...

"A 5 Billion Year Old Sun" A work in progress

I have no kids
But a five billion year old sun
Which gives out much warmth
And allows for much fun... (tbc)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Cyrus"

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Cyrus" Rated R for language

Starring: John C. Reilly "Boogie Nights", (Molly)Marisa Tomei "My Cousin Vinnie", (Cyrus)Jonah Hill "Superbad", "Accepted", etc., Katherine Keener "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

A middle-aged divorcee (John C. Reilly), who has spent years alone feeling sorry for himself, reluctantly attends a party at his ex-wife's urging. While there, against the odds, the socially awkward guy manages to charm a beautiful woman with "his honesty" about his post-divorce loneliness. The sadsack divorcee finally is with the woman of his dreams, but she has a secret she tries to keep from him, her 22 year old son. When the divorcee finally meets the son, he seems like a nice guy. Before long though, the 20-something man-child does everything in his power to passive-aggressively try to sabotage his mother's new relationship. In addition, the son has a strange almost Oedipal closeness to his mom. John C. Reilly and award-winning actress Marisa Tomei are always excellent, but Jonah Hill is more than a little creepy; but is surprisingly good is his first serious role. This was a good movie, but it is an independent film with a non-traditional ending.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Essay: Too Good To Be True Radio Ad

Essay: Too Good To be True Radio Ad: If you hear an ad about "free groceries" do not respond.

A little over a month ago I was listening to the Rhode Island-based alt-rock station WBRU. After listening to several songs I heard an ad by Nelson Research Group about calling a survey and in return I would get $1000 in "free groceries". Against my better judgment I responded to the ad. Before I knew it, I was asked to give them my credit card information (what should have been a giant red flag to hang up). Also, I was signed up for several programs (such as "Auto Savings USA" and "Powerhouse Savings", among others) that I neither wanted nor needed to sign up for. Each of these programs would cost me $19.99 per month on my credit card if I failed to cancel within a month. In the coming month I had to pay at least $50.oo on my credit card for responding to this ad. I successfully canceled all the programs I was signed up for, but I had a hell of a time calling and canceling them all. I must admit I did get a voucher for supposedly 'free groceries', but it is a coupon service; which I have to pay a fee each time I order the coupons. I have yet to order any of these coupons, but I have a feeling I won't save anywhere near what I hoped to save (if any). Hopefully, I won't lose money on the deal. At least I learned my lesson.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Poetry: "Playin' Through The Pain

Poetry: "Playin' Through The Pain" A Work in Progress

Play through the pain
Got to win the game
Ignore the feelin' in your brain
If we lose guess who they'll blame
If you're lucky you won't need a cane
Whether in PeeWee football, the pros or Notre Dame... (tbc?)

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Poetry: "Certain Old Folks Shouldn't Drive"

Poetry: "Certain Old Folks Shouldn't Drive"

Certain Old Folks Shouldn't Drive
They oft forget to brake
Their license should be pulled
And they cause others to ache
Ere they reach say eighty-five
To keep us all alive
On the other hand,
Seniors like to roam
Without a doubt to drive from place to place
Sure beats a nursing home... (tbc?)

Friday, July 9, 2010

Poetry: "When a Privilege Becomes a Right"

Poetry: "When a Privilege Becomes a Right" A work in progress

When a Privilege becomes a Right
Many people will fight
When those rights are at risk
Political organization suddenly becomes quite brisk
When a Privilege becomes a Right
Union members will fight
When these rights are at threat
Even if we all go into debt
It's more than an even bet
When sufragettes won the vote
Women didn't want to miss the boat
Today they take for granted
What they one time could only rant about
When your boss is unfair
Or the CEO doesn't care
If we all went on strike
Our pay or benefits could be hiked
Or they'll hire some 'scabs' and tell us all to take a hike
When a Privilege becomes a Right
Many people will fight
From dark to light
Even when the perk is trite
Such as a peaceful vigil
Though angry mobs they aren't so civil...

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Poetry: "June Came So Soon"

This is my 365th post. Enjoy.

Poetry: "June Came and Went So Soon" A work in progress

The end of June
Has just elapsed
Can scarce believe
It came so soon
Comfort's gone
It's so damned hot I could just swoon
Buy some booze
And drink so much and howl at the moon
Go to the beach
Sing off key feet burning in the dunes
July was nigh
The Fourth is here
The summer heat won't anon go by
And fireworks suffuse the sky
Global warming's here
So pleasant cooler days will die
Sun block is needed, or my skin is sure to fry... (tbc?)
Cookouts and picnics make the summer a joy
Movies and ball games are like a toy
Shakespeare in the park
Discovery's "Shark Week" after dark
When late September's here, 2010's summer will disappear.