Monday, August 31, 2009

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Inglourious Basterds"

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies

"Inglourious Basterds": Dir. Quentin Tarentino Characters/Actors: Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt), SS Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz), Shosana (Melanie Laurent), Diane Kruger, etc.
Rated R for profanity and graphic violence

In Nazi-occupied France, a Jewish girl named Shosana hiding under the floorboards at a farmhouse barely survives after a ruthless SS officer (Christoph Waltz) has her whole family slaughtered. Under a new identity, as a movie theater owner, the Jewish girl plots her revenge.
Elsewhere in Europe, a untit of mostly Jewish-American soldiers, under the command of U.S. Lieutenant Aldo Raine parachutes into enemy territory nearby to torture, kill, and scalp as many Nazi soldiers as possible. In more recent parlance, they are waging pre-emptive war or committing war crimes, depending on your point of view. Those few German soldiers whose lives they spare have their foreheads carved with a swastika.
Lt. Raine's men are nicknamed the "Inglourious Basterds" by a very worried German high command, including a paranoid and supersitious Adolf Hitler, but SS officer Hans Landa may foil the 'Basterds' plans to create as much Nazi-killing mayhem as humanly possible. As in most Quentin Tarentino movies, the dialogue is the best part of the film, but be forewarned: a lot of the movie is in German, French, or Italian, with English subtitles; which can be a little hard to keep up with at times. Also, the violence is graphic and sometimes over the top, with at least one head bashed in with a baseball bat and many dead Nazis shown being scalped. Not as good as "Pulp Fiction" or the "Kill Bill" movies, but better than a lot of movies by more mainstream directors. The "Inglourious Basterds" act as if the Ends always Justify the means, just like the Nazis and the George W. Bush administration did after 9/11 occurred.

"Adam" (2009) (Independent Film) Character(s)/Actor(s): Adam Riki (?) (Hugh Dancy), Beth ( Rose Byrne), Peter Galagher, Amy Irving, etc.

A school teacher and children's book author inexplicably has a relationship with a young man with Asperger's Syndrome, a high-functioning form of autism. Adam is a very sweet and intelligent man, but due to his autism he has a difficult time with socializing and he has an extremely difficult time with a romantic relationship. I normally hate chick flicks and romantic comedies, but this movie was quite unique and worth seeing. However, it would be just as good on Redbox or Netflix or Cable when it eventually arrives there.



Friday, August 28, 2009

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies

Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "500 Days of Summer"
Characters: Summer (Zooey "Yes Man" Deschanel), Tom (Joseph "Third Rock From the Sun" Gordan-Leavit), etc.
An idealistic lovelorn man temporarily attains his seemingly unattainable dream girl at the greeting card company where he works, but eventually Cupid's arrow is for unrequited love for the one he comes to believe is his "soulmate". Tom (Joseph Gordan-Leavit) is an architectural school graduate who settles for a job as a greeting card writer. He isn't particularly happy there, until the lovely and effervescent Summer (Zo(o)ey Deschanel) comes into his life. She tells him up front that she a: isn't looking for a boyfriend and b: she doesn't believe in love, but he pursues her nevertheless. They become good friends and basically have, as young people say these days a "friends with benefits" relationship. Around the time their relationship might progress to the next level she inexplicably moves away and he is so devastated and hurt that his job performance suffers. As a rule I hate so-called "romantic comedies", but I consider this an anti-romantic comedy mostly from the male point of view. In a non-linear fashion, the movie shows random moments of the ups and downs of their relationship, like the shuffling of a deck of cards. He comes to think she's his soulmate, but like the season itself, summer is bound to end and he must move on to another season and be open to the possibility of finding someone else. Well worth seeing, especially with someone of the opposite sex.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Poetry: "Clutter" A Work in Progress

Poetry: "Clutter" A Work in Progress
[Note: I'm somewhat of a slob, but I'm not this bad.]

A pile of papers
A mountain of mail
If they graded housekeeping
I'd certainly fail.
Clutter, clutter, everywhere
And not much room to move
To clean things much, much better
For me, it would behoove... (to be cont'd)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Poetry: "Origami" A work in progress

Poetry: "Origami" A Work in Progress

What if Origami came to life?
With unfolded wings it did take flight
Could you kill it with a knife?
Or sic it on your unfaithful wife?... (to be cont'd)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Poetry: "Dorothy Parker At The Movies", etc.

Poetry: "Dorothy Parker At The Movies", etc.

Popcorn's too pricey.
Drinks make me pee.
Candy oft falls down
Or gets all over me...

"A Not-So Pristine World" [A work in progress]

The world was once pristine.
Now it is a sewer.
It really ain't too clean
And the animals are fewer
Plus some pollution is also caused by a well-known famous brewer... (to be cont'd?)


Poetry: "Exquisite Female Entity"

Poetry: "Exquisite Female Entity"

Exquisite Female Entity
Will you go in a tent with me
We could go on a shopping spree
For camping gear for you and me

Exquisite Female Entity
Will you give your key to me?
Love is thus the plea from me
For winning the hand of she or thee.

Exquisite Female Entity
Please don't ever flee from me
I could ski with she or thee
Or with her drink some lemon tea.

Exquisite Female Entity
Will you run away with me?
Imagine what might be for we
If I got down on a knee for thee... (to be cont'd?)

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Poetry: "The Malevolent Militia"

Poetry: "The Malevolent Militia"

The Malevolent Militia
Took over a town
They quickly turned things upside-down.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over a village
They victimized the people and looted and pillaged.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over the county
For any insurgents they had a high bounty.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over a city,
On those living there they had no pity.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over the state
Those that they killed had a horrible fate.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over the nation
Denying too many their valuable rations.
The Malevolent Militia
Took over the world
Into mass graves many corpses were hurled... (to be cont'd?)