Poetry: "The Hordes of Hoard"

"The Hordes of Hoard"     The Hordes of Hoard have too much stuff./ They don't know when to say, "Enough!"/ Renting out a storage cell./ Keeping stuff they ought to sell. /   The Hordes of Hoard have too much junk,/ With papers over their whole bunk./

     Certain Hordes'  have clutter to the ceiling./ They may need help to deal with what they're feeling./    The Hordes of Hoard have so much stuff/ They don't know when to quit./ And if you insist they 'downsize'  they're apt to throw a fit./

     Some folks use too much bread and butter,/ While Hoarding Hordes have too damn much clutter.

     Some Hordes of Hoard, with clutter high/ Have fallen down or even died;/ Or given bugs a place to hide./ And lost their home or their young bride.