Subversive Poetry

Poetry:  "There is no Fee..."

               There is no fee for an STD

               But it costs VD

               You get the clap and you feel like crap

               You're lucky you can see...

              "My Favorite Colors"

              My favorite colors are blue and blonde

              Tropic island full of fronds

              Of brunettes I'm also fond

              Fish and frogs within a pond

              I could do one or two or quite a few

             'Cuz I have nothing better to do

              Salmonella's in the stew...