Mary was a little wolf who howled like a loon./Better stay away from her when there is a full moon./ Carry silver bullets underneath your wool./ Or your life's in danger when the moon is full...
Mary was a little wolf whose teeth were white as snow./Get too close to her mouth then your blood may flow./ Don't stumble, fall, or go slow when the full moon shows/ Or your kin is sure to feel an awful lot of woe.
"Mary #2"
Mary ran a little scam in person or [on] the phone./ Better guard your assets if she is in your home./ Watch her every minute./ Do not let her roam./ Or through your belongings she is sure to comb.
Mary ran a little scam, she ran off with your dough./ And everywhere that Mary went the police failed to show./
Mary ran a little scam, she'd fleece 'em in the snow./ It didn't faze her at all that she caused a lot of woe./
Mary ran a little scam./ Don't let her in your house./ She can rob ye blind, as quiet as a mouse./ Don't be fooled, distracted by her loosened blouse;/ For in her heart there ex-ists a cold, black-hearted louse.
One guy she ripped-off had a Christmas not so merry. After eating too much ham he had a coronary.
Mary had her comuppance, some thought it was a joke./ While robbing a poor sucker she had a fatal stroke./ And Mary smoked tobacco so she was often broke.
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