Her Silicon implants burst
She just had to see a plastic surgeon
I'm sure you know she's not the first
Now her problems have burgeoned
While she drank some booze
At a celebration
Her chest began to ooze
To ruin her libation
She always looked quite good
You know she was a dancer
She wanted to look better
Now she has bad cancer
Her friend was somewhat plump
She had some liposuction
Her fat is in a dump
She missed her kid's production
Kim payed through the nose for her rhinoplasty
Now red as a rose, her snout looks pretty nasty
Jim was obese, he had his stomach stapled
Now his gut's the size of an egg
No more pancakes with maple
Jen almost did a flip when she was at the clinic
But they deformed her lip when the collagen
Began to slip, no wonder I'm a cynic
Other girls have terrible scars
From getting nipped and tucked
Instead of becoming stars or driving fancy cars
They made it so their lives did suck
And for many they were out of luck
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