Saturday, September 6, 2008

Too much time on my hands?

When I had too much time on my hands I came up with the following variations of  "See you later Alligator, in a while Crocodile".
     See you later Gladiator... In a while, River Nile
     See you later Masturbator... In a while, Pedophile
     See you later Fornicator... In a while, Liver Bile
     See you later Serial Dater... In a while Cell Phone Dial
     See you later Minefield Crater... In a while, Dossier File
     See you later Balloon Inflater... In a while, Criminal Guile
     See you later People Hater... In a while, Salute Seig Heil
     See you later Diesel Freighter... In a while, Swimmer Kyle
     See you later Julia Roberts... In a while, Lovett, Lyle (they were once married)
     See you later Change of Fater... In a while, a Country Mile
     See you later Cabin Grater... In a while, Gomer Pyle
     See you later Actress Mater... In a while, Porn will Rile
     See you later Swiss Cheese Grater... In a while, Make Me Smile
     See you later Oakland Raider... In a while, House of Style
     See you later Jewish Seder... In a while, Mosaic Tile
     See you later Hot Sun Shader... In a while, Murder Trial
     See you later Leather Sueder... In a while, Chemical Vial
     See you later Boiled Tater... In a while, Female Wiles
     See you later Rays of Theda...
     See you later Lord Darth Vader...
     See you later River Wader...   
     See you later Fabricator... In a while, Impeachment Trial. (tbc?) 

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