"March Madness"
Don't care much 'bout March Madness
Instead of fun it gives me sadness
I don't care about the so-called 'Dance'
I get more enjoyment from watching ants.
I don't really care about the Final 4
Could care less about the score
I'll be glad when it's over,
I think it's a bore.
"Iambic Pentameter"
As a poet I will always be an amateur
I can't write verse in Iambic Pentameter
And I'd sooner write a sonnet
Than be caught dead wearing a lady's bonnet...
"Opponents of Abortion"
Opponents of abortion
Will stoop to almost anything
Like political extortion
I'm sure some have committed arson
Condoned by Operation Rescue parsons
Some of them have even killed
Aiming their weapons from a nearby mill...
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