"He Passed a Stone..."
He passed a stone
As hard as a bone
Which caused him to groan
On the porcelein throne... (tbc?)
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His favorite magazine was a banana clip
His favorite vacation was an Acid Trip.
His favorite music was a RADAR Blip
While taking a Cat Nap his new puppy was Dognapped
He studied Alzheimer's and amnesia last week,
But he couldn't remember any of what he read...
He once joined a fraternity and went on the lam(b)
Later in life he became a double amputee,
And became dis-armed... (tbc?)
"Porn Is Poison of the Mind"
You never know what ye may find,
But porn is poison of the mind
Not to ever be unkind,
But hope you never do go blind
Not that you ought-to
Keep in mind it's some guy's daughter
Porn is poison of the mind
Rewind to her bare behind...
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