Poetry: "I'd Like To Be A 'Blog of Note'"

Poetry: " I'd Like To Be a 'Blog of Note'"

I'd like to be a 'Blog of Note'

For every post I ever wrote

Then perhaps I'd buy a boat

And wear to it a Gore-Tex (TM) coat

I'd put down my tv remote

My female fans would start to dote

Perusing my blog they would devote

To my critics I then could gloat

I'd even move to Terre Haute

And swim across a fetid moat

My words others would often quote

By those who use a Laptop tote

Posts I've done could then denote

I'd grab my readers by the throat

If I won the Blogging Vote...