Poetry: "Hit the Ball"
Hit the ball right out the park
Play the game until it's dark
Catch the ball inside your glove
And the fans will show you love... (tbc?)
They (whoever they are) say that if a monkey or monkeys had access to a typewriter(s) (or word processor) they would eventually produce the equivalent of the Works of Shakespeare. The following blog includes subversive and back of the envelope poetry, occasional essays, and sometimes even short fiction.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Recent Poetry in the Works
Recent Poetry in the Works:
"Paige" A work in progress
A writer named Paige
Flew into a rage
When her publisher failed to publish
THe drivel she wrote
Couldn't keep her afloat
To even pay her rent
She couldn't even make a dent
So she worked like a slave
For a bad boss named Dave
She lived a life of regret
That is one thing to bet
Live your dreams
Or live out life at the seams
Of regret and unhappiness... (tbc?)
"I'd rather blog..." A work in progress
I'd rather blog that jog
I don't like to sweat
My mind it will let
Creativity take me much farther... (tbc?)
"Paige" A work in progress
A writer named Paige
Flew into a rage
When her publisher failed to publish
THe drivel she wrote
Couldn't keep her afloat
To even pay her rent
She couldn't even make a dent
So she worked like a slave
For a bad boss named Dave
She lived a life of regret
That is one thing to bet
Live your dreams
Or live out life at the seams
Of regret and unhappiness... (tbc?)
"I'd rather blog..." A work in progress
I'd rather blog that jog
I don't like to sweat
My mind it will let
Creativity take me much farther... (tbc?)
Friday, October 25, 2013
Sc-Fi Bri's Television Picks for Fall 2013 Part 2
Sci-Fi Bri's Television Picks for Fall 2013 Part 2
"Ironside" (NBC) starring Blair "L.A. Law" Underwood has apparently been cancelled. Similar to the '70s namesake series starring Raymond "Perry Mason" Burr, Underwood plays an AFrican-American version of the former series updated to the 21st century. Mr. Underwood plays a former vice cop who ends up in a wheelchair and is now a head detective of the NYPD investigating homicides. Although perhaps a cynical way to weasel out of originality, I really enjoyed this show while it lasted.
"The Tomorrow People" (the CW) is about a subspecies of humans who appear psychologically troubled, but who in fact have powers such as "telepathy, teleportation and telekinesis". The main character, Stephen Jameson (Robbie Amell) inherited both his powers and his supposed problems from his father. Jameson has been in and out of psych wards and takes powerful psych. meds. He just wants to be normal, but almost every night he teleports into the bedroom of a nieghborhood couple. After awhile he comes across three others with similar powers, one of whom can hear his thoughts and can communicate with him telepathically. Jameson's uncle Jebekiah is a genetic scientist who is part of an organization called Ultra, which captures and sometimes eliminates those who are 'Tomorrow People' with powers that are considered a threat to the powers that be. Jameson is coerced to work for Ultra, but he is actually there to save and protect others with paranormal abilities. I really, really like this kind of show.
"Reign" (the CW) Costume drama set in the Middle Ages about Princess Mary of Scotland, who is betrothed to the prince of France. She will eventually become Mary, Queen of Scots. I like the dialogue and how it basically has a contemporary soundtrack, but a show such as this will mostly appeal to girls, women and those who regularly attend Renaissance Fairs.
"Ironside" (NBC) starring Blair "L.A. Law" Underwood has apparently been cancelled. Similar to the '70s namesake series starring Raymond "Perry Mason" Burr, Underwood plays an AFrican-American version of the former series updated to the 21st century. Mr. Underwood plays a former vice cop who ends up in a wheelchair and is now a head detective of the NYPD investigating homicides. Although perhaps a cynical way to weasel out of originality, I really enjoyed this show while it lasted.
"The Tomorrow People" (the CW) is about a subspecies of humans who appear psychologically troubled, but who in fact have powers such as "telepathy, teleportation and telekinesis". The main character, Stephen Jameson (Robbie Amell) inherited both his powers and his supposed problems from his father. Jameson has been in and out of psych wards and takes powerful psych. meds. He just wants to be normal, but almost every night he teleports into the bedroom of a nieghborhood couple. After awhile he comes across three others with similar powers, one of whom can hear his thoughts and can communicate with him telepathically. Jameson's uncle Jebekiah is a genetic scientist who is part of an organization called Ultra, which captures and sometimes eliminates those who are 'Tomorrow People' with powers that are considered a threat to the powers that be. Jameson is coerced to work for Ultra, but he is actually there to save and protect others with paranormal abilities. I really, really like this kind of show.
"Reign" (the CW) Costume drama set in the Middle Ages about Princess Mary of Scotland, who is betrothed to the prince of France. She will eventually become Mary, Queen of Scots. I like the dialogue and how it basically has a contemporary soundtrack, but a show such as this will mostly appeal to girls, women and those who regularly attend Renaissance Fairs.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Poetry: "Phonin' It In"
Poetry: "Phonin' It In"
Phoning it in in a job I don't like
Desperate for money, to work I do hike
Wasting my hours near the turnpike... (tbc?)
Phoning it in in a job I don't like
Desperate for money, to work I do hike
Wasting my hours near the turnpike... (tbc?)
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Poetry: "Crash Airlines" A work in progress
Poetry: "Crash Airlines" A work in progress
Don't you board that plane.
Don't get on that jet.
For once you are aloft
You just might meet your death.
You'll likely become slain.
Exhilarating flight
Taking to the skies
Is it worth the hassle
Once you know you'll die... (tbc?)
Don't you board that plane.
Don't get on that jet.
For once you are aloft
You just might meet your death.
You'll likely become slain.
Exhilarating flight
Taking to the skies
Is it worth the hassle
Once you know you'll die... (tbc?)
Poetic Fiction: "The Sniper(s)"
Poetic Fiction: "The Sniper(s)"
Twas a sniper
Drove a Viper
Stole a child, was still in diapers
THe child became a sniper too
Killed his fam. and he might kill you
THere was a lawyer
Was a voyeur
Spied on women
Near the foyer
When he got caught
He lost his profession
But he never lost
His sick obsession... (tbc?)
Twas a sniper
Drove a Viper
Stole a child, was still in diapers
THe child became a sniper too
Killed his fam. and he might kill you
THere was a lawyer
Was a voyeur
Spied on women
Near the foyer
When he got caught
He lost his profession
But he never lost
His sick obsession... (tbc?)
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Poetry: "Behind Bars"
Poetry: "Behind Bars" [Note: I have never been in trouble with the law, so this poem is merely speculation based on tv shows and movies I have seen.]
Lawyers and judges and weights in the yard
Boredom and violence and long games of cards
Riots and tear gas and corruptible guards
Unhealthy repasts and meals cooked in lard
TVs and toilets and shanks in the neck
"Noone saw nothing", just shuffle the deck
Gangs and young killers and lifers resigned
To a life behind bars, a world in a bind... (tbc?)
Lawyers and judges and weights in the yard
Boredom and violence and long games of cards
Riots and tear gas and corruptible guards
Unhealthy repasts and meals cooked in lard
TVs and toilets and shanks in the neck
"Noone saw nothing", just shuffle the deck
Gangs and young killers and lifers resigned
To a life behind bars, a world in a bind... (tbc?)
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Television: THe Ax has fallen: Not so Lucky "Lucky Seven"
Sc-Fi Bri's Television: THe Ax has Fallen: THe not-so lucky "Lucky Seven"
Two weeks into the fall television season and the first casualty of the damned Nielson rating system has already been announced. After a mere two episodes, "Lucky Seven", about a septet of lottery winners will permanently go off the air. I saw the first episode, in which all seven winners have bad luck financially or personally. It wasn't a bad show. If it had more time to develop or if it had better publicity, perhaps it could have had a loyal cult following. From what I read, the audience dropped by 50% from the first to the second episode. Unfortunately, it was on Tuesday (I think), when a slew of good shows is on at the same time. Viewers without a DVR machine had to choose between "Person of Interest" on CBS, "Chicago Fire"on NBC, "Sons of Anarchy" on FX network, and "the ill-fated "Lucky 7" on ABC. If only another network would ignore the flawed Nielson ratings and continue this show.
Two weeks into the fall television season and the first casualty of the damned Nielson rating system has already been announced. After a mere two episodes, "Lucky Seven", about a septet of lottery winners will permanently go off the air. I saw the first episode, in which all seven winners have bad luck financially or personally. It wasn't a bad show. If it had more time to develop or if it had better publicity, perhaps it could have had a loyal cult following. From what I read, the audience dropped by 50% from the first to the second episode. Unfortunately, it was on Tuesday (I think), when a slew of good shows is on at the same time. Viewers without a DVR machine had to choose between "Person of Interest" on CBS, "Chicago Fire"on NBC, "Sons of Anarchy" on FX network, and "the ill-fated "Lucky 7" on ABC. If only another network would ignore the flawed Nielson ratings and continue this show.
Poetry: "Pain Has a Purpose"
Poetry: "Pain Has a Purpose"
Pain has a purpose
Some don't know why
Touch a hot stove
And you'll wince or you'll cry.
Pain has a purpose
When things get dire
You don't stick around
When your house is on fire.
Pain has a purpose
If you had a pet otter
The thing would jump out
Of boiling water
If you couldn't feel pain
You'd be constantly hurt
And perhaps you'd be buried
'Neath six feet of dirt... (tbc?)
Pain has a purpose
Some don't know why
Touch a hot stove
And you'll wince or you'll cry.
Pain has a purpose
When things get dire
You don't stick around
When your house is on fire.
Pain has a purpose
If you had a pet otter
The thing would jump out
Of boiling water
If you couldn't feel pain
You'd be constantly hurt
And perhaps you'd be buried
'Neath six feet of dirt... (tbc?)
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Poetry: "Government Shutdown of 2013"
Poetry: "Government Shutdown of 2013"
Our government has just shut down
And Congress, it seems, is out of town
Our National Parks have gone dark
Due to this Republican Lark
Of "my way or the highway"
They (Congress) still get their pay
While our economy is waylaid
Compromise is a dirty word
When your demands are not heard
Or heeded by the other Party
The poor they will suffer
Some will starve without supper
While politicians and their lobbyists eat hearty
The G.O.P. and Tea Party are throwbacks
Who all ought to be thrown back...
ObamaCAre is now the law of the Land
Though when the G.O.P. lied,
They are mostly opposed to the new Health system out of greed and pride. (tbc?)
Our government has just shut down
And Congress, it seems, is out of town
Our National Parks have gone dark
Due to this Republican Lark
Of "my way or the highway"
They (Congress) still get their pay
While our economy is waylaid
Compromise is a dirty word
When your demands are not heard
Or heeded by the other Party
The poor they will suffer
Some will starve without supper
While politicians and their lobbyists eat hearty
The G.O.P. and Tea Party are throwbacks
Who all ought to be thrown back...
ObamaCAre is now the law of the Land
Though when the G.O.P. lied,
They are mostly opposed to the new Health system out of greed and pride. (tbc?)
Monday, September 30, 2013
Poetry: "Fields are Fallow, Bees are Dying"
Poetry: Fields are Fallow, Bees are Dying"
Fields are fallow, nothing grows
All crops in their Death Throes
Bees a-Dying in their Hives
NOt a one is still alive
Must be all that pesticide
Could it be the GMOs?
Genetically Modified crops they ought to go ... (tbc?)
Fields are fallow, nothing grows
All crops in their Death Throes
Bees a-Dying in their Hives
NOt a one is still alive
Must be all that pesticide
Could it be the GMOs?
Genetically Modified crops they ought to go ... (tbc?)
Friday, September 27, 2013
Poetry: "Paradise of Poison" A Work in Progress and other Poem Fragments
Poetry: "Paradise of Poison" A Work in Progress and other Poetry Fragments
A Paradise of Poison
Is no place to be
When the world was Pristine
That was something to see
There used to be Privacy
With a good key
But with massive surveillance
Are we still free? (tbc?)
Poetry: "A Tell"
I think I have a Tell
That manipulators know so well
Like I'm ringing a bell
Or like voice mail on my cell ... (tbc?)
"Structure"
Too much structure isn't good
It makes your life too rigid
Being cold can cause great pain
When the weather's frigid... (tbc?)
A Paradise of Poison
Is no place to be
When the world was Pristine
That was something to see
There used to be Privacy
With a good key
But with massive surveillance
Are we still free? (tbc?)
Poetry: "A Tell"
I think I have a Tell
That manipulators know so well
Like I'm ringing a bell
Or like voice mail on my cell ... (tbc?)
"Structure"
Too much structure isn't good
It makes your life too rigid
Being cold can cause great pain
When the weather's frigid... (tbc?)
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Television Picks
Sci-Fi Bri's Television Picks:
Note: With the onset of the fall television season, my DVR machine is working overtime so that I can watch as many shows as possible with a machine that can only record two shows at once. Some fortunate viewers have DVR machines that can record up to 5 shows at once. I am considering getting Netflix and HuluPlus, if I can find the time to make the extra expense worthwhile.
Two excellent shows premiering together on different networks:
"Blacklist"(NBC) [Mondays 10 p.m. Eastern Time] Raymond Reddington (James Spader), one of the FBI's top 5 public enemies, turns himself in to the FEderal headquarters of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He is immediately arrested, but he has important information about a planned kidnapping of an army general's daughter and a potential terrorist attack by the would-be kidnapper. Reddington definitely has an agenda, and for some reason he states that he will only speak to a rookie FBI profiler named Elizabeth Keane, who just recently graduated from the FBI academy in Quanico, Virginia. Reddington somehow knows a lot about Liz Keane's past as a child with a criminal for a father. The relationship between FEd and criminal is reminiscent of that of Hannibal Lector and Clarice STarling from "The Silence of the Lambs". A lot of the action of this show is very cinematic. Parents should be aware though that there are some very violent scenes which may be disturbing to young or sensitive viewers. I plan to watch or record this show every week.
"Hostages" (CBS) [Mondays 10 p.m. Eastern Time] Starring Toni Colette, Dylan McDErmott, etc.
FBI hostage negotiator Duncan Carlisle (Dylan "American Horror Story" McDErmott) singlehandedly ends a potentially violent hostage situation by shooting what appears to be a hostage who turns out to be a hostage-taker in disguise. THe police who preceded him are none too happy with his actions. Carlisle has a wife in a coma, and he is involved with a bunch of people who plan to have the President killed in a very unusual manner. Carlisle and crew surveilled the family of a female surgeon named Ellen Sanders (Toni "United States of Tara" Colette) who is about to operate on the President. THe crew of coconspirators storm the Sanders household, sedate the family dog with drugs, and take the family hostage while wearing skimasks. THe hostagetakers threaten to kill the husband and children if surgeon Ellen fails to secretly administer an untraceable substance to the President that will kill him. THis, like "Blacklist" is a cinematic series involving lots of suspense. THere is also a backstory about the Sanders, with a secretly pregnant teenage daughter, a philandering husband, and a son who deals marijuana and who owes a reputedly violent drug dealer thousands of dollars. I enjoy both "Blacklist" and "Hostages". If I had to choose between one show or the other I would have a difficult time. I don't envy people who don't have a DVR machine.
Note: With the onset of the fall television season, my DVR machine is working overtime so that I can watch as many shows as possible with a machine that can only record two shows at once. Some fortunate viewers have DVR machines that can record up to 5 shows at once. I am considering getting Netflix and HuluPlus, if I can find the time to make the extra expense worthwhile.
Two excellent shows premiering together on different networks:
"Blacklist"(NBC) [Mondays 10 p.m. Eastern Time] Raymond Reddington (James Spader), one of the FBI's top 5 public enemies, turns himself in to the FEderal headquarters of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He is immediately arrested, but he has important information about a planned kidnapping of an army general's daughter and a potential terrorist attack by the would-be kidnapper. Reddington definitely has an agenda, and for some reason he states that he will only speak to a rookie FBI profiler named Elizabeth Keane, who just recently graduated from the FBI academy in Quanico, Virginia. Reddington somehow knows a lot about Liz Keane's past as a child with a criminal for a father. The relationship between FEd and criminal is reminiscent of that of Hannibal Lector and Clarice STarling from "The Silence of the Lambs". A lot of the action of this show is very cinematic. Parents should be aware though that there are some very violent scenes which may be disturbing to young or sensitive viewers. I plan to watch or record this show every week.
"Hostages" (CBS) [Mondays 10 p.m. Eastern Time] Starring Toni Colette, Dylan McDErmott, etc.
FBI hostage negotiator Duncan Carlisle (Dylan "American Horror Story" McDErmott) singlehandedly ends a potentially violent hostage situation by shooting what appears to be a hostage who turns out to be a hostage-taker in disguise. THe police who preceded him are none too happy with his actions. Carlisle has a wife in a coma, and he is involved with a bunch of people who plan to have the President killed in a very unusual manner. Carlisle and crew surveilled the family of a female surgeon named Ellen Sanders (Toni "United States of Tara" Colette) who is about to operate on the President. THe crew of coconspirators storm the Sanders household, sedate the family dog with drugs, and take the family hostage while wearing skimasks. THe hostagetakers threaten to kill the husband and children if surgeon Ellen fails to secretly administer an untraceable substance to the President that will kill him. THis, like "Blacklist" is a cinematic series involving lots of suspense. THere is also a backstory about the Sanders, with a secretly pregnant teenage daughter, a philandering husband, and a son who deals marijuana and who owes a reputedly violent drug dealer thousands of dollars. I enjoy both "Blacklist" and "Hostages". If I had to choose between one show or the other I would have a difficult time. I don't envy people who don't have a DVR machine.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Poetry: "Lessons"
Poetry: "Lessons"
All the Lessons that I missed
Razed my Dreams like a closed fist
All the times that I felt 'Dissed'
Goodbye success, without a kiss
My agonies, I have a List
Lack of skills have formed a Mist
So I can;t help but feeling pissed
But perhaps my story has a twist
Most days I sup on Breads of grist
But I never play a game like whist.
"Autumn"
The Beauty of Autumn
It's not falling leaves
Not pumpkins, Thanksgiving nor e'en Hallowe'en
Hot as the summer
Cool as the Fall
Autumn's so gorgeous
In Love I could fall... (tbc?)
All the Lessons that I missed
Razed my Dreams like a closed fist
All the times that I felt 'Dissed'
Goodbye success, without a kiss
My agonies, I have a List
Lack of skills have formed a Mist
So I can;t help but feeling pissed
But perhaps my story has a twist
Most days I sup on Breads of grist
But I never play a game like whist.
"Autumn"
The Beauty of Autumn
It's not falling leaves
Not pumpkins, Thanksgiving nor e'en Hallowe'en
Hot as the summer
Cool as the Fall
Autumn's so gorgeous
In Love I could fall... (tbc?)
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Here Comes the Boom", etc.
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies:
"Here Comes the Boom" (2012?) ON cable and DVD
Characters/Actors: Scott Voss (Kevin James), Henry Winkler, Salma Hayek, etc.
A slacker and high school biology teacher named Scott Voss (Kevin James) inspires his students when he gets involved in the potentially dangerous world of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighting to raise enough money to save the music program at his school and the job of his mentor (Henry Winkler) following deep budget cuts at the school. At first Voss loses all of his fights, but after a while he becomes a contendor. I enjoyed this film even though it wasn't very funny. (It is supposed to be a comedy and James is a comedian. )
"The World's End" (2013) Characters/Actors: Simon "Shawn of the Dead" Pegg, Rosamund Pike, Pierce Brosnan, etc.
Gary (Simon Pegg) is a middle-aged drunk who never really grew up. He persuades three reluctant former teenage friends to accompany him on a massive pub crawl to all the pubs in Newton Hill, England where two decades ago they failed to finish up their quest to make it all the way to the World's End pub. One member of their party gave up drinking. Along the way, they inadvertently discover that most of the townfolk have been replaced with malevolent automatons who may intend to take over or destroy the world. An homage to drunken road trips and dystopian sc-fi films. If not for the sci-fi element, this movie would have sucked.
"Riddick" Vin Diesel (Riddick), Katie "Battlestar Galactica" Sakhoff, etc. A murderer trapped on a hostile planet with hundreds of lethal, dangerous animals is under more peril when bounty hunters arrive. Some of the bounty hunters want to behead of kill him. The animals on this planet were really cool to watch. VEry similar to "Alien".
"Here Comes the Boom" (2012?) ON cable and DVD
Characters/Actors: Scott Voss (Kevin James), Henry Winkler, Salma Hayek, etc.
A slacker and high school biology teacher named Scott Voss (Kevin James) inspires his students when he gets involved in the potentially dangerous world of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighting to raise enough money to save the music program at his school and the job of his mentor (Henry Winkler) following deep budget cuts at the school. At first Voss loses all of his fights, but after a while he becomes a contendor. I enjoyed this film even though it wasn't very funny. (It is supposed to be a comedy and James is a comedian. )
"The World's End" (2013) Characters/Actors: Simon "Shawn of the Dead" Pegg, Rosamund Pike, Pierce Brosnan, etc.
Gary (Simon Pegg) is a middle-aged drunk who never really grew up. He persuades three reluctant former teenage friends to accompany him on a massive pub crawl to all the pubs in Newton Hill, England where two decades ago they failed to finish up their quest to make it all the way to the World's End pub. One member of their party gave up drinking. Along the way, they inadvertently discover that most of the townfolk have been replaced with malevolent automatons who may intend to take over or destroy the world. An homage to drunken road trips and dystopian sc-fi films. If not for the sci-fi element, this movie would have sucked.
"Riddick" Vin Diesel (Riddick), Katie "Battlestar Galactica" Sakhoff, etc. A murderer trapped on a hostile planet with hundreds of lethal, dangerous animals is under more peril when bounty hunters arrive. Some of the bounty hunters want to behead of kill him. The animals on this planet were really cool to watch. VEry similar to "Alien".
Poetry: "The Creepy Clown" A work in progress
Poetry: "The Creepy Clown" A work in progress
The Creepy Clown
Comes to your town
To see your son or daughter
If he's alone you know he'll do
Things he not ought to... (tbc?)
"Origami"
My Origami came to Life
So I cut and ate it with a knife
This upset my Origami wife
So she attacked me with a scythe.
The Creepy Clown
Comes to your town
To see your son or daughter
If he's alone you know he'll do
Things he not ought to... (tbc?)
"Origami"
My Origami came to Life
So I cut and ate it with a knife
This upset my Origami wife
So she attacked me with a scythe.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Poetry: "Myley"
Poetry: "Myley"
Myley twerkin' at the beach
Has an itch she cannot reach
To those against her that do preach
Perhaps she has something to teach...
Myley twerkin' at the beach
Has an itch she cannot reach
To those against her that do preach
Perhaps she has something to teach...
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Commentary: Has 3-D Trend Gone Too Far?
Commentary: "Has 3-D Trend Gone Too Far?"
This weekend the adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's high school English classic novel "The Great Gatzby" in 3-D is set to be released. A lot of movies have been coming out in 3-D for the last five years or so. This trend no doubt has much to do with the premium ticket price required to view a movie in three dimensions. Admittedly, I pay to see a lot of these movies, and to be honest, most movies which come out in 3-D are just as good in the traditional two dimensions. It could be argued that when a movie with little or no reason to be in 3-D, such as the impending "The Great Gatzby" is just a cynical ploy by Hollywood to make as much money as they can off of the moviegoing public. In my opinion, only movies with a lot of action, chases or explosions are worth paying the premium cost for the alleged privilege of three dimensions. More often than not, it isn't worth the extra cost. I haven't decided yet whether I will see "Gatzby" in a movie theater, but if I do I certainly won't pay to see it in 3-D.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Poetry: "Coughin' Leads to Coffin"
Poetry: "Coughin' Leads to Coffin"
When you puff on a smoke
Emphasema or Lung Cancer could happen to you, bloke
You'll sicken others with second-hand smoke
Where others are near
And if you smoke long enough
Perhaps you'll even die
Ere some friends and loved ones
Have a chance to say goodbye. ((tbc?)
When you puff on a smoke
Emphasema or Lung Cancer could happen to you, bloke
You'll sicken others with second-hand smoke
Where others are near
And if you smoke long enough
Perhaps you'll even die
Ere some friends and loved ones
Have a chance to say goodbye. ((tbc?)
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Television Picks
Sci-Fi Bri's Television Picks
THere are a number of tv shows I watch or DVR religiously. Naturally, most of them are likely to be short-lived, cancelled or condemned by the pro-censorship Parents Television Council:
"Deception" A female FBI agent (Meagan Goode) goes undercover among a well-to-do family whose daughter has died under suspicious circumstances. The family are in the process of marketing a pharmaceutical which has killed a large number of test subjects, and such results have been hidden by hush money. It is possible that the daughter's disappearance may have been to silence her on this matter. Similar to "Revenge", the show which precedes it combined with any number of undercover cop shows. Also stars Victor "Alias" Garber and John "Night Court" Laroquette.
"Zero Hour" An editor of a magazine which debunks conspiracy theories (Anthony "E.R." Edwards) goes on a weekly enigmatic adventure involving Rosicrucian metaphysical philosophy, Nazis, a ruthless assassin/kidnapper and numerology involving clocks after his clockmaker wife disappears. He chases a ruthless killer who may once have been a Nazi involving a secret message in an intricate clock which his wife has unwittingly discovered. the show is like a combination of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "the DaVinci Code". Unfortunately, this show was inexplicably dropped from the schedule after a mere three episodes. It is regrettable that crap like the Khardassians, "THe Jerry Springer Show", "Maury" and similar shows keep going strong while cool shows like "Zero Hour" get cancelled too soon.
"Red Widow" THe daughter of a Russian mobster (Radha "Melynda and Melynda" Mitchell) reluctantly gets involved with the mob after her connected husband gets slain after an asssociate of his steals a large quantity of illicit drugs. Upon his death, the wife must pay off that death or else. She unwillingly must become a criminal to save herself and her family.
"Cult" A show within a show about a cult favorite tv show about a charismatic cult leader (Robert "Prison Break" Knepper) inspires rabid fans to mimic the horrible things he and his cult do in real life. The blogger/disgraced journalist brother (Matthew "Vampire Diaries" Davis) of one such rabid devotee of the show who has disappeared discovers a mysterious conspiracy involving the show.
"The Following" A former FBI agent (Kevin "Footloose" Bacon) reluctantly becomes a consultant to the FEds on a case involving the Manson family-like followers of a serial killer Joe Carroll (James Purefoy) who has taught and is inspired by the works of Edgar Allen Poe. One of the creepiest shows on television.
THere are a number of tv shows I watch or DVR religiously. Naturally, most of them are likely to be short-lived, cancelled or condemned by the pro-censorship Parents Television Council:
"Deception" A female FBI agent (Meagan Goode) goes undercover among a well-to-do family whose daughter has died under suspicious circumstances. The family are in the process of marketing a pharmaceutical which has killed a large number of test subjects, and such results have been hidden by hush money. It is possible that the daughter's disappearance may have been to silence her on this matter. Similar to "Revenge", the show which precedes it combined with any number of undercover cop shows. Also stars Victor "Alias" Garber and John "Night Court" Laroquette.
"Zero Hour" An editor of a magazine which debunks conspiracy theories (Anthony "E.R." Edwards) goes on a weekly enigmatic adventure involving Rosicrucian metaphysical philosophy, Nazis, a ruthless assassin/kidnapper and numerology involving clocks after his clockmaker wife disappears. He chases a ruthless killer who may once have been a Nazi involving a secret message in an intricate clock which his wife has unwittingly discovered. the show is like a combination of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "the DaVinci Code". Unfortunately, this show was inexplicably dropped from the schedule after a mere three episodes. It is regrettable that crap like the Khardassians, "THe Jerry Springer Show", "Maury" and similar shows keep going strong while cool shows like "Zero Hour" get cancelled too soon.
"Red Widow" THe daughter of a Russian mobster (Radha "Melynda and Melynda" Mitchell) reluctantly gets involved with the mob after her connected husband gets slain after an asssociate of his steals a large quantity of illicit drugs. Upon his death, the wife must pay off that death or else. She unwillingly must become a criminal to save herself and her family.
"Cult" A show within a show about a cult favorite tv show about a charismatic cult leader (Robert "Prison Break" Knepper) inspires rabid fans to mimic the horrible things he and his cult do in real life. The blogger/disgraced journalist brother (Matthew "Vampire Diaries" Davis) of one such rabid devotee of the show who has disappeared discovers a mysterious conspiracy involving the show.
"The Following" A former FBI agent (Kevin "Footloose" Bacon) reluctantly becomes a consultant to the FEds on a case involving the Manson family-like followers of a serial killer Joe Carroll (James Purefoy) who has taught and is inspired by the works of Edgar Allen Poe. One of the creepiest shows on television.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Joke
Joke
What are the three stages of life of the average American male?
Stage 1: A young child looks forward to seeing the Easter Bunny
Stage 2: An older child looks forward to watching Bugs Bunny as much as possible.
Stage 3: As a boy becomes a man, he looks forward to seeing a new Playboy Bunny every month.
What are the three stages of life of the average American male?
Stage 1: A young child looks forward to seeing the Easter Bunny
Stage 2: An older child looks forward to watching Bugs Bunny as much as possible.
Stage 3: As a boy becomes a man, he looks forward to seeing a new Playboy Bunny every month.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Poetry: "Bleacher Teacher"
Poetry: "Bleacher Teacher"
Bleacher Teacher in the stands
Treats your child like he's a man
Makes him run and do push-ups
Climb a rope and wear a cup
Encourage him to join the team
Adds to his baseball dream... (tbc?)
Bleacher Teacher in the stands
Treats your child like he's a man
Makes him run and do push-ups
Climb a rope and wear a cup
Encourage him to join the team
Adds to his baseball dream... (tbc?)
Thursday, February 28, 2013
My Bad Experience with Ticket Master
My Bad Experience with Ticket Master
Several months ago I purchased a ticket on-line for a show called "Shen Yun 2013: 5000 years of Chinese Culture" which was to take place on Sunday February 10 at the Boston Opera House by way of Ticked Master. Although the ticket was a little pricey (about $85 including fees) I was really looking forward to seeing this show. It was supposed to be music, dance and maybe a martial arts demonstration. It looked like a really interesting show to attend. Unfortunately, the show coincided with Winter Storm Nemo or the Blizzard of 2013. I called Ticket Master to see if I could get a refund or an exchange 24 or 48 hours before the show was to occur. I had every intention of attending the show, except that due to extremely bad and potentially dangerous weather conditions the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (the MBTA) shut down the entire public transportation system. Not only that, but it was potentially and very likely too dangerous to drive into the city a day or two after the snow storm ended. Ticket Master basically told me I was out of luck because the show was still held. They wouldn't even allow me to exchange my ticket, even though a couple last minute shows were added due to the snow emergency. I tried to call the Boston Opera House to try to resolve the situation through them, but the Opera House told me I would have to go to the point of purchase, which unfortunately was Ticket Master. In my opinion the legal ticket scalping agency (aka Ticket Master) screwed me over. It was an ususual circumstance, but because of the weather emergency I should have been better accommodated. I filed a complaint with both the Massachusetts Attorney General's office Consumer Affairs Dept., and the Better Business Bureau. So far, the situation hasn't been resolved, and I haven't heard a word from Ticket Master. Next time there is a show I would like to attend I will think twice before I do business with Ticket Master.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Recent Poetry in the Works
Recent Poetry in the works
"Life is a Cosmic Joke"
Life is a Cosmic Joke
It seems that way when you're always broke
At least you don't do lines of coke
Or waste you're time with degenerate folk
Or obsess about your latest 'poke'.
Now as you soak
You can take a secret toke
And have good dreams ere you are woke...
"Connive"
Some people connive
Every second that they're alive
Some people scheme
And take delight as they ruin dreams
They're eyes gleam
And while they cause pain they're mouths they beam.
"God is Dead"
God is Dead
HE's not alive
Why do so many take a dive?
Or lose their will to live or drive?
It is way more than five
Who get stung in a wasp's hive
I'm not talkin' jive
And need an epi-pen to be revived
Why do so few people these days thrive?
"Don't Be Dour"
Instead of being dour and sad
Smile and at least pretend you're glad
Sometimes life ain't that bad
You'll never feel stigmata brads
And most girls aren't sluts and guys aren't cads
Greed and hubris are a fad
And there are some things in this world that don't make you mad... (tbc?)
"Life is a Cosmic Joke"
Life is a Cosmic Joke
It seems that way when you're always broke
At least you don't do lines of coke
Or waste you're time with degenerate folk
Or obsess about your latest 'poke'.
Now as you soak
You can take a secret toke
And have good dreams ere you are woke...
"Connive"
Some people connive
Every second that they're alive
Some people scheme
And take delight as they ruin dreams
They're eyes gleam
And while they cause pain they're mouths they beam.
"God is Dead"
God is Dead
HE's not alive
Why do so many take a dive?
Or lose their will to live or drive?
It is way more than five
Who get stung in a wasp's hive
I'm not talkin' jive
And need an epi-pen to be revived
Why do so few people these days thrive?
"Don't Be Dour"
Instead of being dour and sad
Smile and at least pretend you're glad
Sometimes life ain't that bad
You'll never feel stigmata brads
And most girls aren't sluts and guys aren't cads
Greed and hubris are a fad
And there are some things in this world that don't make you mad... (tbc?)
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Poetry: "Sleeping On a Cold Floor" A work in progress
Poetry: "Sleeping On a Cold Floor" A work in progress
Sleeping on a cold floor
Someone's knocking at the front door
The tax man wants more, more, more
Which really hurts you when you're poor
And the guns roar
When you're desperate enough to go to war
Sleeping on a floor that's cold
It's really hard when you're getting old
Living a life that's bold
Daring to break out of the religious fold
Not a care about the glitter of gold
Eating food that may have mold
Smoking things that you have rolled
Living off of things you've sold
Worrying about what you were told
Tempted to jump into a hole...
Sleeping on a cold floor
Someone's knocking at the front door
The tax man wants more, more, more
Which really hurts you when you're poor
And the guns roar
When you're desperate enough to go to war
Sleeping on a floor that's cold
It's really hard when you're getting old
Living a life that's bold
Daring to break out of the religious fold
Not a care about the glitter of gold
Eating food that may have mold
Smoking things that you have rolled
Living off of things you've sold
Worrying about what you were told
Tempted to jump into a hole...
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Poetry: "Nukes"
Poetry: "Nukes"
Nukes conceived in Hell
Can really ring your bell
Like how angels fell
A mushroom cloud can
Be your death knell
Politicians won't tell
But with nukes your soul they'd sell... (tbc?)
Nukes conceived in Hell
Can really ring your bell
Like how angels fell
A mushroom cloud can
Be your death knell
Politicians won't tell
But with nukes your soul they'd sell... (tbc?)
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Poetry: "Drones"
Poetry: "Drones"
Flying drones in the sky
If you're a threat can make you die
Watch what you do or say
Or you might not see another day... (tbc?)
Flying drones in the sky
If you're a threat can make you die
Watch what you do or say
Or you might not see another day... (tbc?)
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Warm Bodies"
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Warm Bodies" Comedy-drama
Characters/Actors: R (Nicholas Hoult), Julie (Teresa Palmer), General Grigio (John Malkovich), etc.
A brain-eating zombie falls for one of his would-be victims after eating her boyfriend's brains. After ingesting the brain R, the zombie gets flooded with his victim's memories and soon starts to come alive again. R sort-of kidnaps Julie, a human zombie killer. R protects Julie from other zombies, especially from "Bonys", skeletal zombies who have absolutely no humanity left. R regains his use of speech and before long his heart starts beating again. Other than the 'Bonys', the other zombies also regain their humanity and their heartbeats. Julie's dad, General Grigio (John Malkovich) is the leader of the last enclave of humanity, and is a ruthless zombie hunter, even ones who are gradually regaining their humanity. When a small army of 'Bonys' attack the human compound, the semi-human zombies combat the 'BOnys' to save humankind. An intriguing twist on the zombie genre which will satisfy males with action and females with romanticism.
Characters/Actors: R (Nicholas Hoult), Julie (Teresa Palmer), General Grigio (John Malkovich), etc.
A brain-eating zombie falls for one of his would-be victims after eating her boyfriend's brains. After ingesting the brain R, the zombie gets flooded with his victim's memories and soon starts to come alive again. R sort-of kidnaps Julie, a human zombie killer. R protects Julie from other zombies, especially from "Bonys", skeletal zombies who have absolutely no humanity left. R regains his use of speech and before long his heart starts beating again. Other than the 'Bonys', the other zombies also regain their humanity and their heartbeats. Julie's dad, General Grigio (John Malkovich) is the leader of the last enclave of humanity, and is a ruthless zombie hunter, even ones who are gradually regaining their humanity. When a small army of 'Bonys' attack the human compound, the semi-human zombies combat the 'BOnys' to save humankind. An intriguing twist on the zombie genre which will satisfy males with action and females with romanticism.
Sc-Fi Bri's Books Worth Reading:
Sci-Fi Bri's Books Worth Reading: "The Golden Door" by Emily Rodda (2011)
In the kingdom of Weld at a certain time of year everyone must barricade themselves at night and cower in fear as "Skimmers" or man-eating dragons fly into the kingdom looking for people to devour. Sixteen year old Rye lies about his age and volunteers to try to find the source of these 'Skimmers' with the ulterior motive of finding his missing brother(s) who previously volunteered and went missing. Rye has a choice of going through one of three doors, and opts to go through a golden door. Once he enters the door he ends up going on many adventures with a young girls about his age as a companion. They end up in danger with a rhino-like man-charging goat, sea serpents, and perhaps most dangerous of all, a mad sorcerer-king who must sacrifice a bunch of innocents in order to continue to survive. Eventually Rye comes across his brother and with the help of magic and bravery, he attempts to save both his sibling and his female companion from a horrible fate. This book reminded me in several ways of the Harry Potter series. I enjoyed this novel much more than I expected to. If there are any sequels to "The Golden Door" I would definitely make the time to read them.
In the kingdom of Weld at a certain time of year everyone must barricade themselves at night and cower in fear as "Skimmers" or man-eating dragons fly into the kingdom looking for people to devour. Sixteen year old Rye lies about his age and volunteers to try to find the source of these 'Skimmers' with the ulterior motive of finding his missing brother(s) who previously volunteered and went missing. Rye has a choice of going through one of three doors, and opts to go through a golden door. Once he enters the door he ends up going on many adventures with a young girls about his age as a companion. They end up in danger with a rhino-like man-charging goat, sea serpents, and perhaps most dangerous of all, a mad sorcerer-king who must sacrifice a bunch of innocents in order to continue to survive. Eventually Rye comes across his brother and with the help of magic and bravery, he attempts to save both his sibling and his female companion from a horrible fate. This book reminded me in several ways of the Harry Potter series. I enjoyed this novel much more than I expected to. If there are any sequels to "The Golden Door" I would definitely make the time to read them.
Saturday, February 9, 2013
More Recent Poetry
Poetry: "Don't Get Caught" A work in progress
Don't get caught if you do wrong
You better hide your water bong
Beware though that the smell is strong
You couldn't hide it from King Kong...
"Fender"
Hurt his gender with his Fender
He played guitar for Legal Tender
Not a borrower or a lender
He makes strong drinks with his own blender
Brought his boots to a shoe mender
Girls he'd pay for services rendered
And got his food from a street vender...
Don't get caught if you do wrong
You better hide your water bong
Beware though that the smell is strong
You couldn't hide it from King Kong...
"Fender"
Hurt his gender with his Fender
He played guitar for Legal Tender
Not a borrower or a lender
He makes strong drinks with his own blender
Brought his boots to a shoe mender
Girls he'd pay for services rendered
And got his food from a street vender...
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
"Defenestration" and other Recent Poetry
"Defenestration" and other Recent Poetry
"Avalanche of Snow"
An avalanche of snow
Skiers and snowboarders didn't know
They're buried alive
If they're lucky they'll rescue five...
THe mean justify their ends
Any way they can... (tbc?)
"Surreal Dreams and LASER Beams"
Surreal Dreams and LASER beams
Krispy Kremes and Ponzi Schemes
Football teams and pants bursting at the seams
"Drip, Drip, Drip"
Drip, Drip, Drip
Have another sip
Don't fall or you'll break your hip
Your car was on a radar blip
You went too fast a clip
Your teeth are yellow and they are chipped
Now is time to get a grip...
"Defenestration" [Note: Defenestration means throwing someone out a window]
Just before a long vacation, Victor died, Defenestration
Shards of glass in a vibration, Blood it flows
Defenestration... (tbc?)
"Avalanche of Snow"
An avalanche of snow
Skiers and snowboarders didn't know
They're buried alive
If they're lucky they'll rescue five...
THe mean justify their ends
Any way they can... (tbc?)
"Surreal Dreams and LASER Beams"
Surreal Dreams and LASER beams
Krispy Kremes and Ponzi Schemes
Football teams and pants bursting at the seams
"Drip, Drip, Drip"
Drip, Drip, Drip
Have another sip
Don't fall or you'll break your hip
Your car was on a radar blip
You went too fast a clip
Your teeth are yellow and they are chipped
Now is time to get a grip...
"Defenestration" [Note: Defenestration means throwing someone out a window]
Just before a long vacation, Victor died, Defenestration
Shards of glass in a vibration, Blood it flows
Defenestration... (tbc?)
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Mama" Rated R
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Mama" Rated R
Characters/Actors: Victoria (?), Lilly(?), Lucas/Jeffrey (Nikoloj "Game of Thrones" Coster-Waldou), Annabel (Jessica "Zero Dark 30" Chastain), etc.
From the mind of Giolermo ("Pan's Labyrinth") del Toro, following the murder of their mother by their father, two young girls are left to fend for themselves in the woods. Their only companion is an evil, vengeful, murderous ghost. Five years later, the now feral children are found and raised by their kindly uncle Luke (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and his punk rocker girlfrien, Annabel. Unfortunately, not only do the children have to relearn to speak and socialize, the dangerous, evil ghost has followed them home. This was a weird movie, but it was one of the better horror movies I have seen of late.
Characters/Actors: Victoria (?), Lilly(?), Lucas/Jeffrey (Nikoloj "Game of Thrones" Coster-Waldou), Annabel (Jessica "Zero Dark 30" Chastain), etc.
From the mind of Giolermo ("Pan's Labyrinth") del Toro, following the murder of their mother by their father, two young girls are left to fend for themselves in the woods. Their only companion is an evil, vengeful, murderous ghost. Five years later, the now feral children are found and raised by their kindly uncle Luke (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and his punk rocker girlfrien, Annabel. Unfortunately, not only do the children have to relearn to speak and socialize, the dangerous, evil ghost has followed them home. This was a weird movie, but it was one of the better horror movies I have seen of late.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Poetry: "Shark Repel"
Poetry: "Shark Repel"
Shark repel that cause attack
Skiing with a broken back
Gunshot wound, your blood flows black
Hungry from the food you lack
For misfortune you have the knack
Your teeth are rotting, filled with plaque
You vomit when you have a snack
Your only home is just a shack
Your dirty clothes are in a sack
You just stepped on a rusty tack
And there is no doubt, your life's off-track.
Shark repel that cause attack
Skiing with a broken back
Gunshot wound, your blood flows black
Hungry from the food you lack
For misfortune you have the knack
Your teeth are rotting, filled with plaque
You vomit when you have a snack
Your only home is just a shack
Your dirty clothes are in a sack
You just stepped on a rusty tack
And there is no doubt, your life's off-track.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Zero Dark Thirty" Rated R
Sci-Fi Bri's Movies: "Zero Dark Thirty" Rated R for Violence, Profanity, and Torture Scenes
Dir. Katherine ("The Hurt Locker") Bigelow
Actors: Maya (Jessica Chastain), James ("The Soprano's") Gandolfini , etc.
Taking place in the Middle East, "Zero Dark Thirty" is the true story of how the CIA spent a decade tracking Osama bin Laden, and how at 12:30 a.m. Pakistani time Last May("Zero Dark 30" in military parlance) a contingent of Navy Seals stormed Osama's hiding place and gave the notorious wealthy terrorist his well-deserved demise. Much of the movie takes place in CIA "black sites" where physical and psychological torture takes place on a daily basis. The torture scenes were difficult to watch, even though those who were terrrorists arguably deserved to be mistreated. Best Actress nominee Jessica Chastain was excellent even though her character condoned the secret torture going on all around her. I predict that Chastain will likely win as Best Actress.
Dir. Katherine ("The Hurt Locker") Bigelow
Actors: Maya (Jessica Chastain), James ("The Soprano's") Gandolfini , etc.
Taking place in the Middle East, "Zero Dark Thirty" is the true story of how the CIA spent a decade tracking Osama bin Laden, and how at 12:30 a.m. Pakistani time Last May("Zero Dark 30" in military parlance) a contingent of Navy Seals stormed Osama's hiding place and gave the notorious wealthy terrorist his well-deserved demise. Much of the movie takes place in CIA "black sites" where physical and psychological torture takes place on a daily basis. The torture scenes were difficult to watch, even though those who were terrrorists arguably deserved to be mistreated. Best Actress nominee Jessica Chastain was excellent even though her character condoned the secret torture going on all around her. I predict that Chastain will likely win as Best Actress.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Poetry: "Caught in a Lie"
Poetry: "Caught in a Lie"
Caught in a Lie
I thought I would Die
Her tears they will Dry
My friend he will Sigh
But no lightning bolt from the Sky.
Caught in a Lie
I thought I would Die
Her tears they will Dry
My friend he will Sigh
But no lightning bolt from the Sky.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Poetry: "Gladiators of the Ring" A work in progress
Poetry: "Gladiators of the Ring" A work in progress
Gladiators of the Ring
For 12 rounds they do their thing
Dancing 'round with padded gloves
Knock foes out as they remain above... (tbc?)
Gladiators of the Ring
For 12 rounds they do their thing
Dancing 'round with padded gloves
Knock foes out as they remain above... (tbc?)
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Poetry: "Everyone's Expendable"
Poetry: "Everyone's Expendable"
Everyone's Expendable
So breakable and bendable
It's really not commendable
Our Fates are all so endable...
Everyone's Expendable
So breakable and bendable
It's really not commendable
Our Fates are all so endable...
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